Remarkable Quotes
About Bob Valentine That We Wrote Ourselves*
*We didn’t write all of them, exactly.
“Bob’s brisk presentations lift each act to higher heights. He paves the way to delight with audiences as he creates – not stogy transitions but arcs of entertainment.
He is a Master of the House.”
“Bob knows his history and he knows his heritage. He is also very
entertaining. Sure, some of his jokes are old and stale, but most of the people who heard them when they were fresh are dead now. Enjoy!”
One happy audience member reported, “If he didn’t know what was going on, he made it up on the spot. Nothing stopped him. He kept the show going like a plate spinner, and
who does that anymore?”
“The first time Bob Valentine showed up at our festival to Emcee our event, he already knew as much about what we were doing as any of us. Like the leprechaun, Valentine mysteriously stayed three steps ahead of our talent, our crew and our audience. Amazing.”
“Don’t think that you don’t need a Master of Ceremonies just because you’ve never had one. For today’s audiences accustomed to streaming and fast-forwarding, Bob makes it fun and entertaining to negotiate the Festival, the schedule changes, and the mishaps on stage all while keeping you laughing and well-informed — mostly laughing.”
“A true Scotsman, but I’ve seen better legs on a card table.”
